The sexy, honest, awkward, arousing truth as to how your party would react if confronted by incredibly sexy gelatinous cubes while in the middle of a dungeon crawl.
These are available as a comfortable, 100% cotton, they range from small through 4XL in men's/unisex fit and small through 2XL in ladies' fit, and they're about the most perfect thing ever for the tabletop player in your life. :-)
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