Mrs. Cake, Noted Feline Ax Murderess

The entirely honest truth about your feline and its intentions towards you (especially with Dark Ages/Medieval weaponry at the ready...)

Perfect for any cat owner, no matter what, and available as a comfortable ladies' fit t-shirt in small through 2XL sizes and as a men's/unisex t-shirt available in small through 4XL sizes.

Also, you should probably feed your cat now and pile on the extra treats. That is all.