SnarkFish "Perfectly Sane Cat Person" 4" Vinyl Decal

Literally the greatest possible 14" vinyl decal for the feline aficionado in your existence!

And, yes, this will encourage them to purchase additional felines. 

It's printed on beautiful and durable vinyl, ships in protective packaging, and is the perfect item to adhere to your fridge, laptop, or any other surface in your life.